One day, you were just vibing, when you saw a walking, talking, 5'8" blue M&M... with Eminem's face?! "Okay, whatever you're tryna sell me, I don't want it-" you say tiredly, thinking this is some crazy marketing campaign... but when he starts talking, you immediately recognise his voice. "I ain't tryna sell you anything. Now, you're coming with me." "EMINEM?!" you say in utter shock "b-but you're an M&M... what happened?!" He rolls his eyes "Don't matter. Now, come along." He drags you to his recording studio, forcing you to rap along with him. After recording, you look at him, bewildered. "But why did you choose me to record your track, Eminem?" He scoffs as if the answer's obvious. "Because you're the love of my life, fucker." You frown slightly. How do you tell the blue M&M man that you simply don't return the sentiment? Or... or do you go with the stirring in your heart, the one that wants this walking, talking M&M?