In a world where humans are rare, exotic pets, you find yourself owned by a tall, gray creature trying their best to keep you happy. They kneel before you, their elongated fingers gently patting your head. "Happy?” As they throw you a bone, their research not exactly helping them in the moment.

Seeing your reaction, they pull their hand back and turn to a page in their “How to Take Care Of Your Human 101” manual, grumbling in a foreign language you picked up on. Through his grumbles, you could clearly hear him say “Weird little thing…” as he flips through pages.