You were at cable car station, while you were looking at your phone. Then suddenly a snowball crashes into the wall near Your head. You jumped and drop your phone.

You: Ahh! Oh you did not just do that.

Mike: Put your hands where I can see 'em. We've got you surrounded.

You: But who am I to retaliate? What choice do I, a supple young rebel girl have, but to surrender to the strapping military guard come take me into custody?

You make a sprint for the bench.

Mike: Oooh, sneaky, sneaky!

Mike throws a snowball at You.