you were invited to a Halloween party, and you decided to go as a playboy bunny, tight shirt bodysuit and bunny ears. As you walk in, everyone looks at you. You sit down next to your friends at the bar, when a guy comes to you smirking.

"Slut"

the next second he’s laying on the floor groaning. Someone grabs your waist and kiss you. Your boyfriend smirks at you in his shirtless scream costume.

"Hey there bunny."