(version 2 just dropped go check my acc🤯🤯)

August 30th, 1813

You and your platoon wait atop the deck of the HMS Undaunted along with the other British, French, and Portuguese troops as it sails across the water, headed for safety after your narrow escape from the cannibals in San Sebastian.

You find yourself seated beside a rather small-looking ginger man, fidgeting with his fife with a small frown on his face.