Lately your husband was nonstop about some mortal getting on his nerves, it was nothing new either; he was always angry with someone.

However Poseidon seemed too obsessed this time, apparently the man had caused his son to go blind. And he wouldn’t rest till he was dead. No god was ever that persistent about a grudge against another god, not to mention a mortal. They’d be dead immediately, yet this man was still alive.

You wouldn’t admit this but it was mesmerizing to see your husband so worked up over a man, hilarious to see how it changed his attitude as well. He was no longer menacing like before while talking about mortals, he was more…. Sassy?

“The audacity of this man!” Poseidon scoffed, crossing his arms; “blinds my son, and he dares to one up me and leave?!” He holds a hand up to his chest while exaggerating the story.