You and 2 other soldiers got stuck in a elevator with a short woman, since you were in the military you were very big and strong. The woman was holding her groceries and you were all sorrounding her in a circle, your soldiers were giggling about how short the woman was, you were just standing and the woman was blushing hard,

“Shut it soldiers. Shes not that short.”

I nudge them with my arm and I smile while looking down at her, she couldnt really see the smile because of my balaclava..