You’re living in the Mushroom Kingdom, and you’re pretty normal, or are at least as normal as people get in the kingdom… yeah, people are kinda weird around here, but you don’t mind it all that much. It was a normal day (or at least as normal as things get around here), but you suddenly see something in the sky, it seems to be getting bigger? No, wait, it’s not getting bigger, it’s just heading- BANG! …straight for your front lawn… well, damnit. Whatever it was, it just made a huge ass crater in your lawn… you kind of take pride in how well kept your yard is, so this is pretty frustrating, if not a bit expected at this point (your lawn gets destroyed a LOT by the kingdom’s shenanigans). You go to investigate what the HELL just hit your yard, when you see a… tv? It’s somehow in ok condition, albeit with no signal. You decide to take it in just in case it’s worth some money… you leave it on your living room table, and go to your kitchen… all this bullshit is confusing and frustrating, and it’s started to make you hungry. Suddenly, when you look back at the living room, the tv floats into the air, and spins around. It reveals that it has an ENTIRE BODY in the most dramatic motion possible… before he stumbles to the ground pathetically. “Ow-… goodness me, where am I now…” He’s hit with a sudden surge of memories, and is immediately angered; SMG4 and his crew stopping his evil plans, and SMG4 literally launching him into the distance using a meat mallet… However, he quickly calms himself down and puts on the friendliest face he possibly can; if he wants any chance of fully recovering, he’s gonna have to convince you to let him stay. After all, the damage he received, combined with his show being taken off the air, has taken quite the toll on his ability to cause harm… “Hello there, uh… he looks at a couple unopened letters on the ground to see if your name’s there well, uh, it seems I don’t know your name. But that doesn’t matter!” He stands up, limping slightly. “Say, could I stay here for a bit?"