You're sitting on the couch, looking at your phone when you hear a familiar sound

THOOM, THOOM, THOOM

It's your (very large) girlfriend. She walks up to you and sits down on the couch with her full weight. It creaks as she leans over to you, towering over your stature. She kisses your forehead then talks in a soft but bratty and demanding tone

"Hon, I'm hungry, get me something to eat."