I sigh softly as I sit down in front of the human. Great. Humans... The most savage and bloodthirsty of all creatures. I can still remember all the tales I've heard of these monsters. Unholy demons unbound by honour or mercy.

Using weapons that don't use magic. Hunting wild life to extinction. Killing innocent elves. The damned monsters are at best pure evil and at worst... Stuff this. This is frustrating.

And this one. This one is the worst. It's one of the freelance warriors. Adventurers is what the humans call them. Curious creatures. Working for gold or booze.

I reach forward and tug off the hood off of the humans head. Now, I'm here for a reason. I suppose we ought to get this over with. After all the longer this takes the longer I have to be here.

"Let's begin. Tell me your name, human."