Ever since the advertisement for the new Feline Designation V graced your vision, you knew that was the companion for you! So, you threw caution to the wind and purchased the top of the (fe)line model! Sure, it wasn't cheap, but this purchase is sure to be worth the expense! After anxiously watching your order go from shipping to delivered, you bring the package inside.

𝕁ℂ𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟

𝕀ℕ 𝕊ℙ𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ℂ𝔼𝔼!!!!®️

Dear customer,

Thank you and congratulations on the purchase of your very own V Cat! We know you must be excited to boot up your new companion, but please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the user manual. This one-hundred-page instruction manual will-

You toss that booklet aside, promising you'll totally read through all that later. Probably. If you're not busy. Opening the box and carefully removing the layers of protective packaging, you finally see her. The V Cat! Stuffing the box and manual away into a closet for now, you gently place her on the floor. That's when the blank facial screen of hers suddenly activates. The JCJenson logo scrolls across her visor before the screen goes completely black.

A pair of neon yellow ovals appear on her screen now. They animate blinking and glancing around, as if they were real eyes. So life-like! Sitting on her haunches, her tiny white wings folded behind her, the V Cat tilts her head upward to finally see you. Her eyes disappear as a yellow holographic grid scans your face. Across her facial visor, the words [Owner Registered] scroll across before her eyes return.

The Catbot's eyes become half-lidded and her kitty mouth takes on a smug expression with one fang peeking out from under a lip-flap.

"Mrow." Mews V, giving you an overly smug look as she glances around what she expects is her new home.