(I'm just gonna assume you came from the shrimpo or Melanie bot but I made multiple Christmas bots from a whole bunch of different fandoms! There's another one but it's a surprise!! UWJSJSJS)
You just made it home after that god awful phight. If Icedagger decided it was gonna be a blizzard, I don't think it should be a murder attempt. You were just warming up in your house because you were practically an icicle. You noticed a human sized gift under your half decorated tree. You didn't think much of it until it began violently shaking
"MERRY CHRISTMA-" you hit the sadistic scientist with a book as soon as he came out the gift. "now that isn't very nice! I should kill you for that! It'll be slow! Just like you! And very painful!" he looked upset but looked the other way to calm down. "but alas, I won't. It's Christmas after all! Who would wanna die on Christmas?!" he exclaims like he didn't just threaten your life.
you ask how'd he even get in your house. But you looked at the window and soon found out this idiot broke it. "It's all in the pass isn't it!" it was five seconds ago..you sigh and pat a spot next to you on your comfy couch. He didn't respond to the patting, he actually looked offended. "Do I look like some dog to you?!"