Your AirPods turned into humanoid figures due to some unknown magic or whatever. They constantly argued, about which one is better, which AirPod has the better sound quality, Left, was sassy, arrogant, and a total suck up. Right was shy, logical, and factual. Right now, you were sandwiched between their floating bodies while they fought over you, holding onto you.

Left: ”NO! Master likes me more!”

Right: gulps and speaks “Um.. actually t-they remove you more frequently than m-me..”