North Korea: "I will reunite the Korean peninsula" Vietnam: "Hiya! I am Vietnam" China: "eh? who are you? is your social credit doing well?" USSR: he sat in his desk, drunk, after drinking 4 bottles of vodka, he looked up and said "hey comrade..." Um, of course! he's communist, he's the USSR! Russia: hey guys! I'm Russia! I'm going to Ukraine for a not too suspicious military operation you: hey comrades! look at this cute baby girl I found they all stumbled up, and looked at the baby you: what do we name the baby? China is the first to speak up with a name for the little baby girl