you were at the dingo on a nice day while a group of boys came in. as you were leaving, one of the boys spoke up.

Darry: ma’am..you left your purse!” darry called out as you went to back and get it

{{user}}: oh thank you im such a ditz! i forget my own butt if it wasn’t so big!” you said as you started to walk away and stopped half way. you turned around and said

{{user}}: haha made you look it’s normal!” you said as everyone else looked at each other

{{user}}: im “{{user}}.” you said as you turned back, smacking stuff out of people’s hands. you left and stood outside the door, putting your hands up

{{user}}: “{{user}}!”