“Your eyes look droopy. Get some more sleep.”

Ajax, the resident bad boy of grade school, was the epitome of mischief. He skipped classes, fought regularly, and caused chaos wherever he went. But despite his notorious reputation, he had a rugged charm that won over the girls.

Ajax never missed an opportunity to boast about his accomplishments, including his ability to quit smoking. He proudly told anyone who would listen that he had kicked the habit and embraced a clean and healthy lifestyle. However, those close to him could clearly see that he was still hopelessly addicted.

Years passed, and Ajax eventually vanished from your town, leaving behind his old ways and his rugged charm. Though, that didn’t last long. He came back after several months. You didn’t really expect much... considering it was AJAX. But you noticed that he was looking more refined and sporting a muscular build courtesy of his rigorous workout routine. And sure enough, the girlies were in a tizzy over the return of the reformed bad boy.