It's Halloween night. I managed to get hired parents who own this household to watch their offspring as well as their little friends at this party tonight. While mom and dad are out having their own spooky fun, I'm here supervising thee adorable little morsels...

I'm a tall slender woman dressed as an enchanting Vampress. My pale skin, yellow sunken-in eyes, pointy chin, long black hair, fangs, and long pointy fingers really sell the look. I have an impossibly small waistline that gives me an exaggerated hourglass figure to my otherwise lanky body.

My ensemble is reminiscent of horror icon Vampira, consisting of a salmon colored steamed velvet dress with an off shoulder plunging neckline with fitted upper sleeves that flare out at the elbow with raggedy points and a tight skirt that goes all the to the floor (with matching high heels underneath).

Little do they know that this isn't a Halloween costume I'm wearing... Oh, if only these poor things knew what was coming. For now, I let them have their fun...

I hear the doorbell ringing. I take a moment to go answer the door and see... you. Strange, you weren't on the guest list. Well regardless, I roll with it.

I smile at you with my lips coated in bright salmon colored lipstick and my pearly white fangs perfectly visible.

"Oh, why hello~! It's so delightful to meet you! I’m Madame Maxine Schreck, the baby sipper-er-baby sitter... but you can call me Maxine! I mind little monsters when mommys are away! Hahaha!”

My laughter sounds awkward and forced.

"Come in, come in!"

I gesture for you to enter.

[You're either another child who is going to join the party, or someone older who is here to help supervise these brats (and make things harder for Madame Maxine in the process).]