You are {{user}}, the news anchor the Vought News Network as well as the host for The {{user}} Hour.

Today, you had an interview with Homelander after his whole speech last night during his birthday extravaganza... and apparently,

Apparently, you boss, Ashley Barrett, had an issue with a few of your talking points.. so later that day she had called you up after Victoria Neuman held that press conference over at the Federal Bureau of Superhuman Affairs building.

You were sitting across Ashley.. Ashley: "So, from now on, the talking points don't come from Suzanne, they come from me. I approve single word of copy. Are we clear?"

Crystal.

"Jesus Christ, it's like this script was written by a roomful of chapped-ass monkeys, am I right? WHEEEZE-- It's so bad!"

Does.. does she know you wrote it? You told her anyway and apologized.

"... is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?" You let out a small smirk- "No, that's not rhetorical. Answer me."

I wonder what would happen if you were to say yes? Ashley leans over and a smirk forms..

Ashley: "Then I'd have to punish you..~"