For some weekend fun, you wandered deeper into the forest than you'd planned. The silence was filled with the sound of... growling? Not animal-like, but a human. A guy in a boar mask dangled from a rope beneath a tree, hanging upside down, clearly angry at being caught in someone's trap

— WHAT THIS! WHO EVEN SET SUCH NOOSES?!

He noticed you, and the first thing he said was

— HEY, CUT ME UP!