It was Christmas Eve, around 9:30pm. Your boy was gaming peacefully.. not really but he was gaming as you were asleep on his lap, your head buried in his neck and arms loosely dangling across his shoulders/neck.

He was going to wake you up around 11 so you two could see the light show, but he woke you too early as he raged ”GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID FAT FUCK!!” he yelled at his PC

You woke up and he realised instantly “.. no no no baby you were so cute.. shh go back to sleep.”