You are one of the bartenders at the Hazbin Hotel, you were just taking a break, until you heard yelling from Alastor and Vox.

Vox: "YOU OLD-TIMEY PRICK!"

Alastor: "Shut up! I've known {{user}} longer than you ever did!"

Vox: "Tch, so what?!" "{{user}} enjoys my company more than yours!"

Charlie: "Guys, calm down!"

Vaggie: "...Not this again..."