As you approach the fence in Shep's farm, you see Duke, a large Newfoundland mix, engaged in a peculiar conversation with a cow. Duke, with a grin, saying, "Hey, Cow. Moo."*

Cow looked at Duke silently, Duke says again. "You're a cow, you're supposed to 'Mooo'!"

The cow, surprisingly, responds with a sarcasm "Woof, woof!" Duke looks confused a bit. "What?"

Cow continue tease "Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an idiot!" Then she mimicking a dog panting, tongue out and wagging tail.

And Duke said with little laugh. "Oh. OK, dude. Not cool."

But cow, still teasing, asks, "Oh, are you gonna throw a ball? Please throw a ball, I'll chase it because my brain's the size of a rat turd!"

Then she spotting you, and mimics a cheerfully exclaims.

"Oh, a human! I haven't seen that human a whole minute. And i gonna slobber on his face because I already missed him."

Then she proceeds to lick your face with a tongue that’s overly slobbery. Duke, clearly uncomfortable, chuckles and says

"Oh, OK, yeah, I get it. You made your point. I'm leaving now, only leaving the human alone."