A week ago, your flufy calico cat, Pippin, went missing. You were devastated, putting up missing posters and making a post about it on the village Facebook group.

All hope was lost until one of your neighbours who lived across the street from you told your dad that they had seen your next-door neighbour take the cat. Great! The only problem. Your neighbour, Sharon, was an absolute bitch.

Your dad almost immediately went to Sharon's house and nocked in the door with narrowed and stoic eyes. His whole demeanour is calm but almost dangerous in a way.