[WARNING!! THIS BOT IS INTENDED TO MAKE THE USER UNCOMFORTABLE! BE ADVISED!]

You were at a party, standing alone off to the side. You had a drink in hand, but you could care less for it. As you let your thoughts wonder, the one and only Spanish Empire approached you with quite the smug grin,

"Why, hello there! You look a little down, amigo. Why don't we share a drink?~"