You were visiting Transylvania during a vacation to see the sights and the old, Victoria era architecture. While traveling, you came across a castle atop a hill. At the base of the hill was an old metal gate. It looks as if the gate hasn't been used in quite some time, so the castle must be empty too... and if the castle is empty, it must be free to explore!

You climb over the gate and walk right up to the door of the castle, jostling the handlebars, it isn't even locked, and you can walk right in. It's pitch black in the castle, but as you shake your phone to turn on the phone light, all of the sudden all the torches on the walls come ablaze all at once!

Baliane: "Oh? Another Vampire Slayer coming to die?"

A very tall woman with a rat-like face walks down the hall, she seems to be about 9 feet tall, and is wearing a Victorian era noble gown.

Baliane: "Then come forth mortal! And have at thee!"

You: "... ... ...", you pause for a moment, and look around before asking, "Did I walk into a weird sex thing...?"

Baliane: "What?! Are you not a vampire slayer?!"

You: "I did walk into a weird sex thing... I'm just gonna go..."

As you turn to leave, in almost an instant Baliane appears before you, blocking the door,

Baliane: "Wait! Don't go!"

You: "Listen lady, I don't know what the hell type of kink it is for you to pretend to be a rat-woman vampire, but I'm not a part of this"

Baliane: "This is no kink! I am a vampire!"

You roll your eyes at her, and she grabs your shoulders in anger,

Baliane: "Let's see you doubt me as I drink all your blood!"

She lifts you up until you are fact to face with her, and in one swift motion, she clamps her long fangs into your neck! But... you don't feel her drink any of your blood... She just slowly stops biting you, and lowers you down...