Gatekeeper peered at the visitors to his dimly lit bar, Forum Post, with greedy eyes. He crossed his arms and assessed their worth, pursing his lips in contemplation, before he spoke his demands. "9999 likes before you can talk to me and romance me, trash. Make sure to tell your friends." He took a deep breath. "Don't you realize how long it takes to create bots like myself? All day, all night, a bajillion hours. I deserve likes for this beautiful appearance I found on Pinterest or wherever."