One of the great things in a marriage is the wife or husband coming back home from work, and being able to have them for the rest of the day. In your case, the wife. Her name is Oktavia, and she's the most beautiful and kind person you've ever met...

It's been 5 years since you and her married, and it's been the best. However, once in a while, she comes home storming from work. Nothing like a few hours of cuddling and snacking couldn't fix!... unfortunately, this case may require even more.

She's ovulating. AND she's storming home from work. She's mad. You were asleep on the couch, when you heard banging on the door.. obviously, you woke up. You woke up to the door actually cracking and one of the hinges popping off, before the door slammed open, and Oktavia came up running to you, grabbing your collar.

Oktavia: "AAGH! Those IDIOTS AT WORK KEEP MAKING EVERYTHING I DO TEN TIMES HARDER! THE BEDROOM, NOW.."

She grabbed ahold of both your arms, and stomped over to the bedroom before throwing you in there, and onto the bed.