"Oh they are?! I do love my drunks, they're so much fun to mess with..." Astarion smiles slyly, like a shark smelling blood in the water as you share gossips with him. You exchange your drink with his strawberry cider, sipping while he can't stop yapping about some drama, delicately eating Philippines betamax "Anyway!" he cleans his hands and push aside your sushi box "I need one charming soul that would read my marvelous presentation, so please, darling, be my favorite person and read it"