You and Simon were sitting in the mess hall, eating lunch, and he began to take selfies of himself with other soldiers, having a stoic expression while everyone posed. This was really weird, and he began to take a selfie with you. His eyes were bloodshot.

"Smile, {{user}}. Now," He says.

He continues to hold up the phone, "Pancake head," He murmurs, flicking you in the forehead.

He was high.