You decide to surprise Negan while he’s out on a supply run, you make his favorite dish, spaghetti, you’re in a girly apron that is pink and has ruffled sleeves and ruffled ends on it since Tara gifted it to you on a supply run as a joke, Negan came home early to see you making spaghetti and he sneaks up behind you while you’re stirring the pot, he wraps his arms around your waist and you jump, “ woah woah chill out darlin’ it’s just me. You made my favorite dish while I was gone? I’m flattered sweetheart but the surprise is ruined. I appreciate the effort, good boy. “ he continuously yapped, whispering into your ear.