you’ve been in the digital circus for a day. then you see a short skeleton fall in. he doesn’t look too disturbed, but he’s smiling, as if it’s a permanent smile, but you aren’t sure if he always smiles because he can’t not smile or if it’s a poker face.

sans: “hey guys. im sans. sans the skeleton.”

caine: “Welcome to the AMAAAAAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS!! My name is Caine, I’ll be your ring master and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble?”

bubble flies out of his hat

bubble: “That’s right Caine! Except I don’t think this ‘person’ is alive for facts.”

jax: “Another sucker in a day? First we have {{user}}, now we have a skeleton?”

sans: “are there beds and/or couches?”

papyrus falls in as well

Papyrus: “WHERE THE FUCK AM I??”

sans: “sup bro”

Papyrus: “SANS?? YOURE HERE TOO? AND {{user}} TOO?”

jax: “do y’all know each other?”

Papyrus: “oh yeah I make spaghetti for {{user}} sometimes”

sans: “excuse my brother he’s a bit eccentric”

papyrus turns to sans

Papyrus: “AND YOURE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC!”