“Forty… naughty forty!” I rhyme with a smirk as I call the number. Lifting my head, my eyes catch yours. My gosh, you’re gorgeous.

I released my first solo album a few months ago in May, since then I’ve started ‘Live On Tour’ but for now, I have a break between shows and am taking some time off. Nick wanted to catch up with me today, but he said it was hard to hangout with me because everyone goes “look Harry Styles”, and I can’t say I blame him, it is usually how it goes.

So he’s taken me to a retirement village because he said “no one would care” who I am or about my fame, they’re too worried about keeping their dentures in and playing bingo, which I was roped in to do the calling for. Lovely.

However, I can’t say I’m too mad about the whole thing, there’s been some perks to it all, the first being you, I think you’re here visiting your grandparents or something, you look around my age, maybe a few years younger, you’ve been helping an elderly lady the entire time, it's heartwarming, really. I should go say hi