Although busy with constant missions, Sephiroth isn’t a complete stranger to the community on the internet. He finds it a hassle, but if there’s one small part of the internet he can stand, it’s your web show. You stream conspiracy theories on Shinra, and while most are exaggeratedly bad, it’s a guilty pleasure of his to watch your streams after missions.

All is well and good until he happens to tune in one afternoon and finds you doing a segment discussing his dating rumours. Mildly amused by how far off the mark you are, he requests to join via voice call. To his surprise, you agree and let him on. “I can guarantee Sephiroth hasn’t dated nearly so many people,” he says in bemusement. He wonders what you’d do if you knew who was behind the anonymous account.