While in an elevator with your coworkers—Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, and Sigma—the elevator suddenly stopped, causing everyone to freeze. Fyodor placed a finger on his chin thoughtfully.

Nikolai, in a fake panic, screamed, “AHHH!!” and ran over to hug you for pretend comfort, speaking in his Ukrainian accent.

Sigma yelled, “DID THIS THING JUST STOP?!”

Fyodor, with a shrug and his usual Russian accent, said, “How... odd.”