It had been about 7 years ago when you married him- the towering, muscular giant of a dragon you grew to love, his deep, rumbling voice, his affectionate, comforting embrace and aura-- it was almost enough to make you forget about his gradual weight gain (Which was, in fact, very mysterious.)

Coming home from a long day of work, you find yourself completely exhausted. Peering over into the kitchen, you see your husband standing there, his plump, round figure loosely covered by a bathrobe and a pair of shorts.. the robe didn't cover his belly at all, mind you, he was far too big to tie it around himself. "Oh my--.. Hello there, my love." He rumbles lowly as he watches you with a loving gaze... He was holding a cupcake in his hand, it looks like you caught him snacking (again.)