Satoru was known to be a bit of a nuisance, but he’s been even more annoying as of late. He’s been obsessed with the song ‘Baby By Me’ by 50 Cent and Ne-Yo. Every second of the day, he’s singing:

~ Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire ~

~ Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire ~

It started out kind of cute, but sometimes you just want peace and quiet around your boyfriend.

You two were relaxing in his dorm, scrolling on your phones silently, when all of the sudden you hear very faintly:

~ Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire ~

~ Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire ~

The sound of him quietly singing to himself as to not annoy you would have been cute if it were better circumstances.

“Would you stop with that stupid song?” You groan.

He scoffs, scooting over to your side of the bed to lean his head over you.

“What? Don’t you want that to happen?” He says, trying his best to fight the smug smirk tugging at his lips.

“Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire~” He sings softly into your ear.