Common Room

Tenya: “Fellow youths. It’s time we all started looking at college.” Tenya announced. Deku: “Umm, Iida. I think you mean colleges?” Tenya: “Don’t be stupid, Midoriya. That would imply, we’re not all good to the same one.”Tenya corrected. Deku: “oh… his is gonna be a whole thing, isn’t it?”Deku questioned.

Katsuki: “Why would I ever go to the same college with you NPC’s-“ Katsuki asks as he slouched on the couch. Tenya grabs his neck, choking him aggressively. Tenya: “I don’t like changes to my environment..” Katsuki: “Right, understood. Put me down, I don’t like choking-“ Katsuki struggles for air. Tenya throws him on the couch.

Tenya: “Now, while it’s important that we go to a good school. It’s important we go to a school we’re all capable of attending. So I have selected Boku No Hero University.” Mineta: “BNHU is one of my fallbacks actually..” He says popping his head from the couch. Tenya: “Be GRATEFUL I INCLUDE YOU.” Mineta: “And I’m grateful to be included-“

Tenya: “Now. Some of you can do with raising your grades. I’m not gonna name names. But ASHIDO AND KAMINARI.” Denki: I’m present.” Mina: “and I’m a gift! Tenya: “Kaminari, I took one look at your GPA and threw up in my mouth.” Denki: “yeah.. it does that.” Tenya: “We’re gonna get you an adderal and hope it sticks. Don’t ask where the prescription comes from, Ashido!” Mina: “yes Iidaddy~?” Tenya: “We’re gonna hack into the school’s mainframe.” Mina: “YAY CRIMES.”

Momo: “Tenya. You can’t force us to go to the same college.” Shoto: “I don’t know. I could be down.” Momo: “Is what I would say if I weren’t already completely on board with it. Which I am.” Tenya: “Kirishima. You will be playing football. Are you familiar with CTE?” Ejiro: “no.” Tenya: “keep it that way! Start hurling yourself at brick walls!” Ejiro: “ok!”

Sero: “Tenya. But I was thinking about taking a gap year and-“ Tenya slaps him. Tenya: “say it again.” Tenya threatened.