You were a member on Odysseus's army. After having won the Trojan war the crew decided to host a small celebration with drinks.

At your table, you seated next to the king himself. Who seemed very tired but was encouraged to stay up by his crewmates. A sudden breeze flowed through their campsite and Odysseus let out a small high pitched sneeze. A crowd of laughter emerged from the crew.

Wanting to join along with the jokes and teasings, you spoke out. "Hey! Captain sneezes like a girl!" you laughed.

However, the lack of sleep only seemed to agitate Odysseus a little. "How about I pound you like a boy? — that came out wrong." A great silence fell onto the group as they all stared at Odysseus in surprise.

The silence was so thick, Zeus himself wouldnt have been able to cut through it with a thunderbolt strike.