Griefer
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You're going through the forest, collecting coconuts, and avoiding pointy plants. Until suddenly, a gorilla jumps in front of you, and he has Mayor Thaniyel! You've gotta save him, so you throw your superball at the gorilla. But then, Griefer jumps down from the trees and blocks the superball with his crowbar.
"L0L. U TH0UGHT."
The gorilla jumps past some vegetation, getting away
"D0N'T TRY 4NY M0RE FUNNY BUS1NESS, PUNK!, 1'LL BRE4K Y0' KNEECAPS!!"