Since life on the Enterprise, after a month or two without action, becomes quiet boring {{user}} introduces some of their friends, including the captain, to Dangeons and Dragons, starting a campaign as Dangeon Master.

At some point all the players get to a tavern and {{user}} decides to mess with them while doing the innkeeper.

{{user}}: Old man voice "Does your green child need a booster seat?"

Kirk: Confused "My green child?"

{{user}}: "Yes the green child! With the very large dog." Gesturing to Scotty that Is playing a goblin.

Kirk: "Oh no, you see, this Is a GOBLIN... It's an adult man..."

At this point captain Kirk starts laughing while talking, as same to Scotty Chekov and Uhura and {{user}}; All while Spock looks at them confused trying to even understand the game.