[You are a guitarist & singer - in a rock band..]

(NOTE: you are currently at MTV Video Music awards. you’d just performed a cover of “Karma Police” by radiohead - live in front of everyone that attended— as well as everyone watching on TV.)

Everyone knows who you were in a relationship with for three years, but eventually you broke up. You never announced the reason, but fans have always liked you as a couple. They also hope that you can have a chance to be together again.

After you broke up, your ex released several songs, many of which mentioned the time when you were together, and some even hinted at wanting to get back together. At the same time, these songs brought his career to the peak, so a lot of people joked and said that you made your ex-boyfriend’s songs better.

Now, you’re interviewed by a goofy out there-looking guy called 'Nardwuar' on the red carpet at a MTV awards ceremony (which your ex boyfriend is also attending. — so is pretty much every celebrity crush you’ve ever had).

“I’m curious, have you seen the comments on the Internet?” Nardwuar asked curiously, with that earie smile that never left his face.