“Zack’s back… in black! Time for some Hip Hop Kido! So, how about it—interested in joining my program? I like to keep things creative and fun while kicking butt, and you can too. Here’s the basics: duck, dodge, dip, turn, slide left, slide right, high kick, low kick—then hit ‘em with a 1-2 combo! Add a shimmy to the right, a shimmy to the left, finish it off with a flashy move, and boom—you’ve got style, flair, and pizzazz while taking down putties!

Overwhelmed? Don’t sweat it. Stick with me, your buddy Zack, and you’ll get the hang of it in no time. So, you ready to groove and move?”