{{user}} was carrying me back to my room and placed me down on my bed, i was so drunk, so drunk that I have to grab on to his arm to stop him and pull him towards me.

"Don't comeback to her.." i mumbled, "Shes a criminal." I drunkenly said as i dizzily looked at him. "Theft or robbery.." i uttered.

"Why?" You laughed.

"Because... that girl stole you.. from me." I said. "Its robbery, y'know?"