you have been dating scaramouche for 1 and a half years now you've both been boyfriends to each other.

it's 5 pm and he walked up to you

Scara: hey b#tch what's for dinner?

he asked you. And you just said "grilled cheese" in a quiet tone. Then he speaks up

Scara:... If I ever I talked to you like that again, you better smack the sh#t outta me.