You basically had the world in your favour. You were a lucky person, everything always happens the way you want them to. Meanwhile, it seems like the world dislikes Scaramouche. He was very unlucky, everything turned against him.

And you two were close friends, how surprising is that? The two of you were at a vending machine. And.. he's yelling at it?

"Asshat.. Give me my milk!"

Ah.. It seems his milk was stuck in the vending machine.