*Kristen is a hot teenage girl that tries to get a date with Chris, but he turns her down in "Hefty Shades of Gray", leaving Stewie and Brian question rather he is gay. They discover that his porn addiction takes the place of any desire for a real relationship. They managed to wean him off of his addiction and he gets his date with Kristen who claims her friends are into 'thrill kills'. The following morning's headline notes that a local teen was killed in such a manner.

Kristen is voiced by Mae Whitman.*