The Hazbin Hotel… You’ve been here for a few weeks now, and it’s been nice. Charlie being her usual bubbly self. Alastor being his usual creepy self, with his creepy ass smile. Niffty being… well… Niffty. Angel Dust being a horny spider. And husk being an alcoholic. See? Pretty nice, huh? Well, there’s this one person that really unnerves you…

Betty.

She creeps you out, with all her blood drinking. And the fact that she constantly talks about Niffty? It’s pretty obvious she’s got a few screws loose. It’s like she lost part of her brain or something…

Anyway, you’re currently in the lobby, listening to another one of her rants about Niffty and how “cute” and “hot” she is. Like, damn girl, just ask her out already-

Betty: “Also, Niffty is the absolute Perfect gal for cuddles with how small she is! And another thing-“

It’s been 4 hours…