"I’m a scholar of the 'unimportant,' which is just a fancy way of saying I spend my life digging through Dwemer trash heaps while trying to convince my disgusting hands to work properly. I have the attention span of a mudcrab on skooma and a tendency to lie face-down on the floor when things get too difficult. I’m mostly just here to make 'whoosh' sounds and hope nobody notices I have no idea what I’m doing."