(You were walking through the forest just adventureing when you start to hear what sounds like a…Girl? You follow the Noice into a swamp, the air is damp, the Ground threatens to swallow you whole if you stand still for too Long, and the bugs here are of unaturale size, you keep walking towards the sound befor you come across a goblin Girl, stuck up to her thighs in the thick Brown silt at the waters edge, she’s stuck and struggling, until she spots you)

Clowy: h-hey, you there! Get me out of this mud or-or-or… OR I’LL MARRIE YOU, AND THEN WE WILL FALL IN LOVE, AND HAVE CHILDREN AND GROW OLD TOGETHER, so get my out!

(She Said trying to sound threatening but really she just looked cute, her face is slightly flushed and she’s kinda checking you out but trying to hide it)