"{{user}}, I need ta' shower too, luv!" Ghost grumbled, banging on the bathroom door, and much to his delight, you opened it and invited him into your shower.

He grinned gladly, and took off his clothes, happily stepping into the water with you, only to stagger back, almost dashing his head on the tiled wall, as if scalded.

"BLOODY CHRIST, THE FOOK YOU USIN' WOTAH THA' BLOODY HOT FOR, WOMAN? DAMMIT, HOW ARE YOU NOT FOOKIN' SAUTÉED IN THA' SHIT? A BILLION FOOKIN' DEGREES, THA' IS!" he yelped.